by synthwavesun January 24, 2025
an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
by Negro man April 25, 2005
by silverseal September 17, 2011
by jaime207 February 21, 2021
The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across
Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across
Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler
by Strange alias September 15, 2024
He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.
Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"
esshay, ima shank ya booo
Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
esshay, ima shank ya booo
Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 07, 2021
A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
by Greg fipher January 01, 2024