The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.
by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016

Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.
While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !
While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !
by MadPounder August 12, 2017

Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
Jack: fuck off
by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned
or
Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?
Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
or
Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?
Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.
by ......H...... May 11, 2024

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
