ur da sells avon

a Scottish word used by cunts who can't think of good comeback, AKA everyone called Euan/Ewan

Jamie: lol you're gay Euan/Ewan: Yea well your da sells avon

by Scottish guy lol July 12, 2017

ur dad lesbian lol

ur dadd lesbian lol will end ur carreer lol and is a deadly verbal desease (causing suicide)

xX_Nibbagamerz_Xx: ur dad lesbian lol
Me: looks for tall cliff*

by search up @dankwankshank insta February 22, 2018

Metal up ur ass

Another way to say Metal up your ass.

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*

by DeathMagnetic October 15, 2008

give a girl ur hoodie

when u give a girl ur hoodie on july 17, since it’s national give a girl ur hoodie day

boy: hey it’s national give a girl ur hoodie day, so do u want mine?

girl: yes of course! thank uuu

by layla05 July 17, 2020

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020

ur life got robbed

when u die to a squeaker, L.

ur life got robbed, L UR DED, SOOOO BADDDDD, UR SO DOG WATER L

by B1G_GUY March 12, 2021

Ur sister my mister

this will always beat ur appoinent. this cannot be reversed by “No u”

person1:ur mom gay lol
person2:ur dad lesbian

person1:No u
person2:ur granny a tranny
person1:ur grandpap a trap
person2:ur brother a nun
person1:but ur sister my mister
person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell

by Slap Razor April 4, 2018