you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015

Shaking Like a Shitting Dog

To have the old trembles; shiver me timber

Damn, he was so scare he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015

Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.

Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Donkey raming shit eater

A person who is a complete ass hole and takes it in the ass from anything that goes in they can also be shit eaters

Dude Danny is such a donkey raming shit eater

by Og savage January 13, 2017

useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

shit fart butt sex

when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.

guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

cum-shit fuck-eater

One who eats the fluid seeping from an anus after it has been ejaculated in.

Scott is a cum-shit fuck-eater because after Ryan fucked his mom in the ass he drank the leftovers.

by ScotD September 14, 2007