You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

you are so omg

you are hot or irresistible

“do you like this outfit on me?”
“you are so omg

by anonymous June 4, 2022

i hate you

the worst insult ever

Person: I hate you!!!!! 😡

Other person: i don’t care

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

You should

Eat a bullet.

Hym "You've decided to misrepresent what I was doing and not you're pretending to be a guy so Jordan Peterson doesn't have to reconcile with the fact that is chaste princess who's never wrong. You and your kids are a waste of life and you're not better and by virtue of simply having them. Whoever accidentally paid you should be ashamed of themselves and YOU should be feeding yourself as many bullets as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025

shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.

Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.

by tyler's slut February 10, 2023

You + sleep

The perfect combination partaking in both a wonderful boy, and a verb. Frickn sleep.

The perfect combination is "You + sleep" Brandon. Go to bed!

by littleflowerbab July 30, 2019