Being a man

Oh YUP! Scoop it all in to you breeder incest cult bullshit.

Hym "You are not better thing society by doing your incest cult and you can't maintain that being a man has social modifiers if sex and gender are the same. Being a man is either having a dick OR it's NOT THAT."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.

Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.

by utahanarchist February 8, 2023

Licky man

The man who goes into hospitals and heals the elderly by licking them.

Thank you licky man your slobber cured me!! Tasty!

by licky man is my dad July 15, 2024

Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.

Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.

by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023

Slaps Man tittie's

A show of dominance from one man to another

Man 1: shakes hand then slaps man tittie's proceeds to walk away
Man 2: slowly get depressed

by BloxysDestiny March 12, 2020

Moth man

An all powerful being to is moth and rules the asexuals and the trans community. He’s ALWAYS there when a bad thing happens

Jake from state farms: “when that bridge collapsed I saw moth man, he SAVED ME!”
Becky Beth: “oh wow, isn’t he the ruler of all asexuals and the trans community?”
Jake from state farms: “yeah, they even made a statue for him”

by ✧ Garlic bread gay ✧ February 16, 2022

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018