I eat dick

When u eat big dick

I eat dick

by I eat duck February 29, 2020

Dick Truffle Hog

Just as a Truffle Hog's insatiable appetite fueled a devoted and precise pursuit of truffles; a Dick Truffle Hog is so motivated by her appetite for dick that she is equally deliberate when pursuing it.

Anytime a female is aggressively pursuing sex. Whether she employs flirting or initiates physical contact; a Dick Truffle Hog is a woman on a mission to get laid. She only has one thing on her mind and she will aggressively pursue it to the end.

by theMilhouse May 17, 2014

ugly dick hunterballs

when a hunter on supernatural gets its dick mutilated so men/women don't like their dick anymore

Gordon had his dick chopped off by a vampire slayer so now he has ugly dick hunterballs

by dankmemebitch April 22, 2016

Leaky Dick Material

When a hot woman walks by and makes your Dick leak a little bit.

That beatch is so hot, she's Leaky Dick Material.

Damn, that woman that just walked by made my dick leak!

by mjh79 December 14, 2009

big dick eli

Guy named eli with a massive cock

That guys got a bulge… he’s gotta be a big dick eli

by Yungcockmaster October 4, 2021

“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

shit on my dick

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008