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you don't pour my cereal

You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations
Random THOT: You got me fucked up, bitch you don't pour my cereal!
James: How'd you know I'd do that?
Erin: I know you, I pour yo cereal!!!
by J Smitty219 June 29, 2015
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eat my entire dick and ass

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha
me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018
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Why is my pee red day

On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms
Frank : Why are you searching that?
Perri : It's why is my pee red day.
by anonymous November 19, 2020
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chew all of my bubble gum

When a girl tell you to eat her pussy; rasheeda says it in her song bubble gum
the type of girl u wanna chew all of my bubble gum
by kennybabi92 June 10, 2008
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Are you pissing on my wiener?

When someone is mentally, verbally, and physically yanking your goodies. In other words, when you think someone is joking with you.
Brian- Dude, I totally boinked Sara last night.

Sam- Are you pissing on my wiener?
by badumdum May 10, 2010
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you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise
papa say you're my wife now dave
by blue ship October 1, 2006
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Re-Attach My Balls Please!

A popular HBO television series which lasted for three seasons, from 1998 to 2000. It featured comedic, albeit horrifying, medical mishaps as well as testimonies from those who endured them. Seasons 1 and 2 were hosted by Bill Cosby, whereas the final season was hosted by Steve-O. The producers have since moved on to the successful FOX programs "House" and "Bones."
Did you see last night's episode of Re-Attach My Balls Please!?
by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008
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