Barrel chested man and bulldogge

Joanne, i said dont look this up!

My couch is deep enough for a barrel chested man and bulldogge, unlike Joanne and Darlene's, which is a 3 boy deep.

by RStantnick July 11, 2021

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old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

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This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.

- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!

by Master Jagger July 12, 2021

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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

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Mon Man

A very sexy, cool, amazing girl who has an unfortunate nickname because her friends are mean.

person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"

person 2: "Because she has a dick."

person 1: "Oh..."

by DaisyTheMexican December 25, 2012

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Man up and Go Vols

To imbibe alcohol through your anus.

"Hey, Ted, wanna Man up and Go Vols tonight and get sloppy?"

"Nah, sorry, Matt, I saw that pathetic press conference - I'd prefer to keep my dignity."

by JEERTR January 7, 2013

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