ed man

A man that always use ed at the end of a word

Ed man is a man

by pseudonymmmmma February 14, 2021

MAN FISH

a man's sperm

clear up your man fish that's a right mess

by forest boy April 1, 2011

two man

when a dude and a girl link up and he brings one of his mates and she brings one of her mates for him.

"yoo so yk how we r gonna meet on friday? imma bring one of my homegirls along do u got any cute mates for her so we could do a two man?"
"yeah ok bet i know a guy ill let him know now"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

clout man

the clout man. also know as the clout needer. he pretty much needs clout to survive.

“dude do you know that kid nick panetta”
“nah man no idea”
“oh well you might know him as the clout man”
“oooo the clout man yeh yeh i heard of him”
“i mean like what a freak”
“i know right”

by cloutttt May 10, 2018

Cap-Man

When something is a hard no, definitely not approved or just not happening.

Examples: "Tried to get the tube to work today but it was cap-man"

by SomeoneVeryFuckingSenior July 9, 2025

The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.

It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.

by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025