Have you seen this man?

A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme

John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?

by Kfcmaster17 July 9, 2018

Is that you, yeah?

When you see an old friend and you feel the need to forget their name and ask if it is them, the more appropriate way of saying "Yo mate I see it is you"...

Ehhh fam! Is that you, yeah? Fam das you bruv.

by alexthegangsta July 11, 2018

skrew you

What someone says to you when there jealous of you

Skrew you ******

by Hahahahahaha you thought July 12, 2018

you

a wonderful human being who brings me only joy. thank you for existing and coming along the ride with me even when it got tough. i want to protect you for the rest of eternity, you are my precious and beautiful bean and i wouldn't give you up even if i could meet every idol i've ever wanted to meet. YOU ARE ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND LOWER YOUR OPINION OF YOURSELF IN MY PRESENCE BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE, MAKING MY HEART UWU <333 I LOVE YOU

hey, you uwu

by pupperseoks July 16, 2018

As you do

A retarded way of saying 'like you do'

Me:Someone just kept talking through the movie.
You:As you do...
Me: I think you mean 'like you do'.

by DriesIsEenKut July 17, 2018

you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018