by dz4l January 26, 2009
Driving while thinking of explicite sex acts to be performed on the person next to you or someone you might see!; driving with a dirty mind; walking around with a dirty mind.
by Wendynj March 25, 2007
A dance done at Camp Swampy by Major Randy "Birdie" Burk. Mostly done after a winning golf game. He will stamp his feet into the dirt, peck at the ground like a chicken, and wave his hands in the air. Similar to the Dirty Bird fan move. So if you want to stay out until about 12:30 play golf with Birdie Burk and learn the Dirty Birdie!
Birdie: Yes, I beat you good, Halftrack! (jumps up and down in excitement) Dirty Birdie, take that! (starts doing the Dirty Birdie)
Amos: Yeah, you beat me all right. What's this dance you're doing? Is that the Dirty Bird? (he starts following what Birdie's doing)
Birdie: No. Its not the Dirty Bird, its the Dirty Birdie. Its a dance that I do every time I win a golf game. You stamp your feet, peck like a chicken, and then do the Dirty Bird. Beetle Bailey fans will love it.
Amos: Sweet! This is a great new dance. When we get back I'm going to show it to Marty. We'll be doing the Dirty Birdie all the way down.
Birdie: Oh yes! The Dirty Birdie rules! Its a sweet move. It doesn't hurty when you do the Dirty Birdie!
Amos: Sweet! (they high five each other and stamp their feet)
Amos: Yeah, you beat me all right. What's this dance you're doing? Is that the Dirty Bird? (he starts following what Birdie's doing)
Birdie: No. Its not the Dirty Bird, its the Dirty Birdie. Its a dance that I do every time I win a golf game. You stamp your feet, peck like a chicken, and then do the Dirty Bird. Beetle Bailey fans will love it.
Amos: Sweet! This is a great new dance. When we get back I'm going to show it to Marty. We'll be doing the Dirty Birdie all the way down.
Birdie: Oh yes! The Dirty Birdie rules! Its a sweet move. It doesn't hurty when you do the Dirty Birdie!
Amos: Sweet! (they high five each other and stamp their feet)
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 29, 2011
by Rmmysterious September 28, 2019
A blunt/joint of weed laced with cocaine. There is no limit to the amount of cocaine you can use to create a Dirty Thirty, however it is usually a half of a gram or about Thirty dollars worth.
by Scrapiron October 06, 2005
Cum guzzling slut that prefers sex in all holes simultaneously or not at all. Usually the admin of a social media page.
by Senorteo June 02, 2020
The act of anyone with a vagina sitting on their partner's face while on their period and sharting at the same time, creating a smear of shit on their partner's forehead.
by Bloodycunt101 January 01, 2017