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Russian Fuck-socket

The sexual toy made of a severed bear hand with no skin. It's intended purpose is to scratch your insides by twisting the toy like a socket wrench.
"Dude! Lisa totally took the Russian Fuck-socket, last night. Her anus was dripping blood."
by FatFucker27 October 20, 2021
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Faggy Bald Fuck

Noun; a person who gives too much self importance to a specific geographic location.

Some traits include over posting on social media, trying to draw sympathy from others, and just being a general nuisance to the public.
Man he posted on the town group chat 15 times what a faggy bald fuck.
by Kpete21 November 1, 2021
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pick me fuck

Shortened version of "pick me up and give me a fuck", which is a popular medicare insurance company operating in North America
TV ad (with woman singing lighty and its really hard to tell what she's actually saying):

pick me fuck
you know you want to
pick me up and give me a fuck
America's choice of healthcare
by Bad C dev July 22, 2021
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The Fitnessgram Fucking Test

The FitnessGram™ Fucking Test is a multistage fucking capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter fucking test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The fucking speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to fuck in a straight line, and fuck as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
Try Not to CUM. When doing the fitnessgram fucking test
by Ninja125 August 5, 2021
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Somebody’s Fucking Me

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!
by gregben February 20, 2022
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Fuck Joey Day

On March 2nd, you are allowed to bully any Joey on this planet as much as you want.
Person: *running at Joey with a hammer since it's Fuck Joey Day*

Joey: NO NO STOP
by Oryn The Poggers March 1, 2022
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big fucking chungus

joe: amon gus fart 69!!! big fucking chungus!!! poo
by Grengrеn May 13, 2021
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