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Zombie

noun
plural noun: zombies
1.
a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.
synonyms: living dead, undead, walking dead, soulless corpse
"why is he walking around like a zombie?"
by Hisbabygurl7131998 December 20, 2017
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Scooby Doo: Zombie Island

Probably the coolest Scooby Doo movie ever produced. The internet will likely argue however that Scooby Doo 2 was much better however. I argue that Scooby Doo: Zombie Island had the most bad ass zombies ever and if you haven't seen those Confederate zombies, you're missing out. Call of Duty only wishes their zombies were this fucking cool.
Scooby Doo: Zombie Island was the first movie that might've legitimately scarred little kidsfor life. If that doesn't sound like it did it's job then I don't know what will.
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017
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Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population
Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire
by J nasty January 11, 2020
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Zombied

When you’re dating someone that works graveyard shift.
She got zombied by that guy on works night shift!
by SwagB9k January 22, 2020
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Undercover zombie

Zombies who are undercover to fit into humanity to attack at any givin time
Did you hear that Karen got bitten by a undercover zombie who was pretending to be the manager?
by Seth the porn January 30, 2020
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Zombie

A slang term used by some to denote people or individuals with apparent lack of emotion, morality, empathy and planning, usually beating each other over the head for toilet paper. A highly derogatory term.

The recent occurrence of zombie movies focuses heavily on the problems that irrational, unplanned and volatile individuals have on society, and hense where the modern term comes from.

The term denotes a class division and tension between the two that stems from two defined world orders.

1st: That of the Democratic value of utilitarianism and individual right to govern through elected responsibilities.

2nd: Advent of business wealth and organisation structures as the new influencer of human behaviour.

Currently in it's infant stages as mockery and disbelief at the seemingly irrational behaviours of normal people in group situations.

Cure: Enjoying the pleasures of your own oppertunities. Zen, zoga, planning, cooperation, lateral thinking, bad situational avoidence. Individual persuits of happiness. 'Brains' thinking for your self. Dezombifying through 1.5m social distancing, home issolation and accumulating food stocks to out last zombie state.

'go' zombie
Stay away from the super market those zombies are mascring everything in site, spreading their coronavirus germs everywhere and hording all the toilet paper.

Don't be such a zombie, leave some rolls on the shelf for the next zombie.

That guys a zombie, all he likes doing is hanging around all day, eating, moping, not helping in anyway. He's only knows other zombies, and if shit hit the fan he'd probably eat your face. What a zombie!
by m . March 30, 2020
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the ZOMBIE'S

An apocalypse of zombies witch wants to eat ur brain.
Samul: the ZOMBIE'S are coming! RUNNNNNNNNNN!
by -otuib j April 22, 2020
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