WTFsexual

WTFsexual is when things that wouldn't normal get a person aroused get you aroused. Being WTF sexual makes you less interested in traditional sex and more interested in things like tentacles, spoons, the Holocaust, and things related to but not including forks or sporks

I don't like your penis. Can you make it a Tentacle? I'm WTFsexual

by GLEEOK April 12, 2011

WTFAYMTAAAT

What The Fuck, Are You Mental, There Already Are A Thousand. Used first to describe the incredible over-abundance of RSS readers and aggregators in existence.

You're making a tetris game? WTFAYMTAAAT.

by Daniel Yule July 28, 2006

wtfl

Online abbreviation for "What the fuck laughing" - used in situations where you see something you really SHOULDN'T be laughing, but you can't help it.

Jim: "Hey, check out this video of a chinese kid getting beaten up by his entire class."
John: "WTFL."

by Tripredicus February 29, 2004

WTFB

Combination of WTF and FB. Literally, a "what-the-fuck-buddy". Someone you like, and have sex with, but can't tell whether or not you're in a relationship or not.

J: "I haven't seen my WTFB in almost a week."
M: "... I just hung out with him yesterday."
J: "He gets along with my friends better than I do! When do I get to have sex with him again?"

by Jake_W May 29, 2009

WTFR

this acronym stands for What The Fuck Really?

(friend) Dude ur mom was shot

(me) Dude WTFR??

by Espada#4 July 22, 2009

wtfssm

What the F**K somebody slap me!

Used in emails.

Damn she was sexy! I was like, WTFSSM!!!

by joses mija November 29, 2006

wtfizz

"wtfizz" is used online and is read as "What the fizz". It's another way of saying "What the hell" or "What the fuck".

John: Hey do you know we have a test on friday?
George: wtfizz! we do? I didn't know that!

by Cylex December 13, 2007