Slap the Dishpan

This is what many people would say when they are trying to go to bed and there is one person in the room being obnoxious. In other words it is quicker and funnier to sat this instead of "shut the hell up" or "go to bed."
Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha

Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.
by Junior11 June 26, 2009
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Sensai-Slap

To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.
"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
by toastanddogs September 01, 2015
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Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
by yaaaaassssaraaap August 11, 2011
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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis
Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
by Ryan Seecrest May 01, 2008
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Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.
by Learninator June 05, 2019
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Smith Slap

When a person insults a member of one's family. That person gets the Smith Slap for their insult of that family member.
Joey got the Smith Slap for dissing Mike's mother cooking.
by Oscar 2022 March 28, 2022
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gabblin slap

when a bitch is gabblin the cock and bites down and u slap the shit out of her!
janice thies was suckin a fat sassage when she fucked up and bit too hard and got the resulting gabblin slap.
by mackelslap December 22, 2008
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