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Wife

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Boomer 1: I hate my wife
Boomer 2: And i hate my wife
by n0dini February 26, 2021
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Wife

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Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
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Wiederkehr

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Sheesh a Wiederkehr they are hella sexy
by Teowii April 6, 2021
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Wiederkehr

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Oh look a Wiederkehr they are halla sexy
by Teowii April 6, 2021
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wife bouncing

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Entering and leaving marriages over and over again because you can't settle on a lady you like.
"What marriage is that guy on now?"
"Gotta be in double digits, he's been wife bouncing since he was 20."
by R.I.P. Candice April 30, 2021
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Wife

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A gay man will call his best female friend his wife instead of a fag hag.
I am taking my wife to the gay bar tonight for shots and dancing!

My wife and I are going for mani pedis.
by Mary the best May 2, 2021
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Wife Privilege

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Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!
by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021
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