Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020

champion van

Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.

Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016

Van Camp's

An American brand of canned bean products currently owned by ConAgra Foods, Inc. Their products typically consist of beans stewed in a flavored sauce

Van Camp's pork and beans quickly became a wartime staple. Following the war, demand for canned food soared as returning veterans were eager to purchase the food that they had become familiar with

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

Van

He is a reasonable person, trust worthy guy like to communicate with people around him but doesn't likes to get annoyed. Also known as athlete, charming, respectful person you will ever met with his loverable face and every where he goes they known him as a man

"Look is Van The Man"

by CBK27 September 29, 2020

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

van dielen

Van Dielen

If you ever come across someone with the last name Van Dielen then your in luck. They are they are the most funniest crazy loudest people ever and have a ginormous heart. These people will always make you laugh and always have something fun in mind. There so exciting and super fun to hangout with. you should definitely never let them go because your life will be a bore without them. In other words they put piazzas in your life. Van Dielens ROCK!

by bbygirlabril7 April 7, 2022

van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024