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by anonymous August 1, 2022
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind
by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025
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unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.
Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!
by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015
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Unicorn

A unicorn is a person who is willing to join an existing couple. They may join the couple only for sex, or they may become a more involved part of the relationship and spend nonsexual, companionship time together too.
"Me and brad are looking for a unicorn to spice things up!"
by Smartickles January 24, 2024
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Unicorn Ecstacy

It's when you get hyped on a bunch of drugs and strap a strap-on to the top of your head and let you're homies ride, the feeling is "Unicorn Ecstacy"

R.L.D, NW, SEVEREMOCHA420
Boy 1: Yo, my ass hurts like hell.
Boy 2: Well yeah, it looked like you felt unicorn ecstacy with Ashley last night.
by Severe_Mocha October 5, 2017
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unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.
She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.
by Theunicorner January 31, 2017
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