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Six or two threes

English version of the phrase " Six to one half a dozen to another" meaning two equal parts or choices.
"Should I go left or right?" said the driver. "Six or two threes" said the passenger. "Both ways gets us to the location."
by ruggerelvis February 11, 2010
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Tenessee Two Step

1. The act in which the woman gets into the reverse crab position, and the man(or woman), gets onto the woman. Next, he inserts both of his feet into the woman's vagina and anus. For the final step, he then procedes to tap dance, or "two step" on the woman. With enough practice, one can easily create further dance moves.

2. A similar definition to the 1st, except instead of a partner performing the move, the woman is able to insert both of her feet into both her vagina and anus. Can be done easily with a flexable person, yet anyone is capable of doing it.
1. Marco and his girlfriend were tired of the same boring sex acts such as the dump truck and alabama hot pocket, so she suggested that they try the Tenessee Two Step, since she had done it herself many times before.
by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 19, 2007
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Two Liter Abortion

When someone inserts a two liter into a pregnant woman and stomps on it, causing her to miscarry. This act does not require consent between both parties, however it is strongly recommended.
Chad: Hey, did you hear about that chick on the news?
Mallory: I heard she was given a two liter abortion without her consent and died from the resulting blood loss.
Posta: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
by Hudson Highbrow August 29, 2009
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World War Two

Deadliest war in world history.

1931 - Japanese Army invades China, starting World War II in Asia

1937 - Full-scale war breaks out between China and Japan and Japan takes northeast China

1939 - German army invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Finland

1940 - Germany invades Denmark, Norway, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands, Italy invades Egypt, Greece, and British Somaliland, bombs the hell out of Britain, and Romania joins the Axis, Japan invades French Indochina

1941 - Britain attacks Italian Somaliland, Germany mows over Yugoslavia and Greece, and everyone invades the Soviet Union, the Japanese attack the US, Germany declares war on US

1942 - Germany takes over Vichy France, Germany and Japan lose the proper turning point battles at Stalingrad to the Soviets, El Alamein to the British, Japs lose Midway to America

1943 - Germany loses at Kursk to the Soviets, US and Britain takes Africa and southern Italy, Italy surrenders and joins the Allies

1944 - American and British forces launch D-Day, Soviets move west into Poland, every Axis that isn't German or Japanese joins the Allies, Battle of the Bulge fought between American and Nazi forces

1945 - Germany and Japan lose the war to the Ruskies and the Yankees
1. This war should never have been fought but Fascist lunatics decided to have some fun

2. France lost the war in 6 weeks though they had Norway, Britain, Holland, Belgium, and Luxembourg as allies, had more troops, and had more tanks, but fought only Germany because Italy did nothing

3. Poland lost the war in 5 weeks against the combined German-Soviet forces without any help (compare this to France)
by Lord Yoyo February 6, 2004
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two shits and a fuck

Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
by D.J. B May 25, 2007
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Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.
by James Flunder February 2, 2005
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Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting up 2 fingers means they are madly in love with you
Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass kiss
by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022
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