Tony

Copemaster, the master of coping

"Vittu toi Turkki Tony lähti copee taas nii lujaa"
"Blimey mate that Tony started coping like no tomorrow"

by AntinSementti September 19, 2022

Tony

A man who is a whore and loves to cheat on their gfs. Their soulmate is a girl who is named Dianne D. They aren't Mexican but look Mexican. He likes off brand asian girls. He try to find Dianne his true one love, soulmate in everyone.

TONY: Dianne I cheated on you because I love you so much I had too I just missed you.
DIANNE:...

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023

Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.

“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”

by Esqueda December 26, 2023

Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

tony tampony

my inspiration.

Person 1: Who is tony tampony?
Person 2. Tony lopez, the human helicopter!

by valentina eyelish November 10, 2020

Tonis

The GOAT

Person 1: Do you know Tonis
Person 2: Yeah

Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: Ofc

by Tonissirrrrr May 29, 2023

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016