Tom toasted

Is when you are highly intoxicated

Dude I'm so tom toasted

by Rando99 August 22, 2016

tomming the ron

A reference to Parks and Recreation. When doing something with someone else to boost their ego.

Guy 1: dude ive been playing online scrabble with my girlfriend but she's so bad at it.
Guy 2: maybe she's Tomming the Ron
Guy 1: yeah maybe

by Starbuck32123 August 15, 2016

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Tom Aggett

Tom Aggett is a beautiful boy with staggering looks and a large penis. These looks draw all the girls back to his shag pad where they get pounded till they shake.

That Tom Aggett gave me the pounding of a life time I'm still quivering now

by Dirtydave149 January 30, 2017

Tom Wylie

A small annoying boy who grows carrots for a living

Hey, have you seen Tom Wylie today?

by JoanneHelium312 November 21, 2021

Tom W

A motherfuker who cheats on a Girl starting with the letter G and then gets with another girl. Then calls the person he cheated on a slut although he was the one that was flirting with two girls at once

"He is such a Tom W, Toms cheats on the better girl" "Tom is just OK"

by &$&$&$&$&$&$ November 14, 2021

Tom Brindle

A man who has a large desire to be filled head to toe with cum on a daily basis and has a tendency to commit identity fraud

what a tom brindle honestly

by poopinggod5676 November 16, 2021