Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

just duck it

a theory that when all other accesories fail, and there is nothing you can do about it, accesorise with duct tape!

originated from the saying "Just F*ck It"

the term "Just Duck It" is currently used by an awesome duct tape company... <3

My hair's a mess today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I don't know what to wear today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I haven't decided what to give my mother for Mother's day... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!

by Yellow Angry Bird May 20, 2011

Duck Magic

Magic unlike any other. Duck magic is something like a miracle appearing before you very eyes. Duck Magic originated when a duck appeared from thin air in the brush.

I got this term paper done in 10 minutes. It was like Duck Magic.

by Cacinogen33 April 1, 2009

Duck Oven

The effect created when farting inside hip waders, which are commonly used during duck hunting. A takeoff of the phrase dutch oven (to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head), the duck oven is contained inside waterproof waders, slowly releasing itself to almost no one but the wearer. However, when the waders are removed, the effect is shared and rather potent if there have been multiple duck ovens created.

After a hunter's breakfast of coffee and beef jerky, Cecil watched for mallards and silently enjoyed his duck oven.

by zhakespeare October 4, 2009

Duck Dumplin

A form of dry-sex that is done in the doggy style position. Usually done in the nude, no penetration is done while performing the Duck Dumplin.

I just got done doing the Duck Dumplin.

by The Panamanian Crookster04 February 5, 2010

Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

by Will Benson February 23, 2004

Duck Butter

The sweat that forms beneath a man's testicles and between the cheeks of his butt.

Dave: So man, how'd your date with Cindy go last night?
Steve: Oh bro... it was great! I gave her some of my Duck Butter.
Dave: ...You're one sick fuck, Steve...

by Diatome May 11, 2009