Shmonion

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

by diatome September 10, 2012

Duck Butter

The sweat that forms beneath a man's testicles and between the cheeks of his butt.

Dave: So man, how'd your date with Cindy go last night?
Steve: Oh bro... it was great! I gave her some of my Duck Butter.
Dave: ...You're one sick fuck, Steve...

by Diatome May 11, 2009