Diatome's definitions

Duck Butter

The sweat that forms beneath a man's testicles and between the cheeks of his butt.

Dave: So man, how'd your date with Cindy go last night?
Steve: Oh bro... it was great! I gave her some of my Duck Butter.
Dave: ...You're one sick fuck, Steve...

by Diatome May 11, 2009

Shmonion

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

by diatome September 10, 2012