A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.
Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.
Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.
They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.
Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.
They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons
major malfunction.
Hooman 2 - let's move away from it
for it is a fucking square
There is no fun to be had
in its presence.
major malfunction.
Hooman 2 - let's move away from it
for it is a fucking square
There is no fun to be had
in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
Get the Squaremug. 
When you are in a zoom and someone catches your attention and becomes a source of infatuation. This is usually accompanied by blowing up their square so you can gaze lovingly at them during meetings.
by RB Kranks May 17, 2021
Get the Square Crushmug. A place where nothing happened in June 4, 1989, it was a sunny day and bees were buzzing, birds were singing, and students were being fucking massacred.
by China 1989 December 10, 2021
Get the Tiananmen Square, Chinamug. by Pretty Baby Girl February 23, 2025
Get the bad squaremug. Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.
What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.
by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022
Get the Secret Agent Black Square Screenmug. "Square" isn't just a shape it's also another term for boring or disapproval.
It's often used in a humorous way
It's often used in a humorous way
by anonymous September 21, 2020
Get the Squaremug.