An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
Get the Monday morning cornerbackmug. Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
Get the morning brewtinemug. I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
Get the Morning Burgermug. One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
Get the Morning pastrymug. “Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”
“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.
“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.
by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.
by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019
Get the Good Morningmug. When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
Get the Morning Coffeemug.