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two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.
Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!
by elmarkio February 25, 2023
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Pulling Stones

He is pulling Stones,when doing a work tasks. Meaning stretching out a easy task like milking the clock in employment.
That's purposely done ...to try to avoid extra duties ... given by a boss
He or she is pulling Stones ....means stretching out easy tasks to avoid extra duties work.
As wasting time ....is not working like sitting around or milk the clock untell time to go home .
by anonymous February 20, 2025
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stone

Jim gave me his stone three times last night, it felt so good.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 26, 2019
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Stone

When you awkwardly fuck something up
by Glenni March 9, 2018
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF
Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…
by anonymous August 21, 2023
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philosophers stone

Gangstalking, andrenachrome moarch bullshit

adrenachrome is black hence the first stage deals with trauma done to someone

usual deals with neck pain and black shit in the vision
white part is the visualization done by the person who takes it
im guessing yellow is the calming stage of the subconcious cymatics,
and red altering the blood and heart attractions of the person who takes it

deals alot with subconcious voodoo and law of reversal shit based around the person whowants it
philosophers stone hence turning lead intogold
by MyneowedWus October 31, 2023
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