Salty

When you lose on fortnite

Guy1:man I’m so salty
Guy2:why
Guy1:I lost on fortnite

by NinjaBreadMan04 February 23, 2018

Salty Dog

Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
One Coffee mug
Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice

One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel

Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.

The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman

by Robisatsea December 7, 2021

salty excavation

Having anal sex with saladas glued to either side of your penis

Dude she said if i buy her a diamond ring she will let me give her a salty excavation!

by Lucymclit January 24, 2019

salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY August 13, 2017

Salty Milkshake

A milkshake with Cum in it

I made her a nice salty milkshake

by TheRandomManInYourYard February 28, 2024

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Hey man what's her problem?
Her husband left her and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salty Switcharoo

When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.

Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo

by Keitren December 18, 2015