Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.

"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"

by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

The Mud Coffee

Known for delicious nine flavours going from bold to rich making your day!
The Mud Coffee is here to give unmatchable coffee experience.

The Mud Coffee is delicious coffee.

by The Mud Coffee November 24, 2021

big coffee energy

An affectionate way to refer to someone who's tired and overworked all the time.

Person 1: "why is he so grumpy all the time"
Person 2: "nah dude he just has big coffee energy"

by park1ng_l0t April 2, 2023

coffee

Term used by the dolan twins stan twitter geoupchat to express a gossip or personal information belonging to someone else; the tea ; the scoop; news

Spill the coffee about what happened at the club.

by Risa. August 5, 2018

Coffee

A slang term for meth.

This coffee is pretty good I haven't slept in days.

by anonymous July 26, 2024