Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.

“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”

by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020

Bed Rotting

Associated with poor mental health; when someone stays in bed all day, only getting up for the bathroom or food

“Hey, have u seen Steve lately?”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”

by Leapfrogkid March 25, 2024

Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.

Let's have sex in a bench bed

by G. Dawg October 12, 2021

Bed

*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*

*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Crazy Bed

In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.

"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."

by MedjeedIX July 2, 2023

born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex

bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017