Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023

potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy

why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!

by threeperiods August 10, 2023

Bastard Complex

A term used to describe the pursuit of greatness to compensate for insecurity. Historically, bastards could not inherit titles or wealth. Hence, they had to succeed on their own merit, which motivated them to overachieve to overcome the taboo status placed upon them.

It was said that many great men had a bastard complex such as Che Guevera and William the Conquerer.

by WIKIKING August 31, 2023

Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

Savage bastard

Too be a smooth criminal with a lot women & money

Look at that savage bastard

by Brit3ney November 22, 2021

Mannagg Gesuell Chillu Puorc Bastard

It's a neapolitan expression to express disappointment, rage, anger and, sometimes, fear.

My car has broke down, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!

S'è scassat a machin, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!

by psudonerim November 27, 2021

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021