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Bald bastard

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!
by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022
mugGet the Bald bastardmug.

sound bastard

A person who inflicts his musical preference on the public via mobile phone or portable media player.
Sound Bastards tend to have a poor musical taste combined with poor built in speakers which makes them particularly irritating.
"Check out that sound bastard playing Britney Spears in the middle of the train station."
by keystealer April 30, 2010
mugGet the sound bastardmug.

Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025
mugGet the Fat Bastard Syndromemug.

Whore-bastards

There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
by Strood June 14, 2024
mugGet the Whore-bastardsmug.

Rat bastard

You have to be called Finn to use this insult it is calling someone by the name of a rat and a bastard in ☝️
Oh Finn said your a rat bastard to jerome
by Finn turner robertson June 8, 2022
mugGet the Rat bastardmug.

Bastard

Tim Hendrix the sorriest Motherfucker who owes everybody money and acts like a little bitch like he knows everything
That chin is a bastard.
by Bigchinhavinass October 11, 2022
mugGet the Bastardmug.

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