slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.

I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.

by Kusco March 24, 2008

gabblin slap

when a bitch is gabblin the cock and bites down and u slap the shit out of her!

janice thies was suckin a fat sassage when she fucked up and bit too hard and got the resulting gabblin slap.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

Sudoku-Slap

If you got a wet newspaper, so the ink is running, you take out the sudoku page and slap someone in the face with it so that it leaves a mirrored print of the sudoku.

Robert was acting like a twat and bugging me with Jeroen's laserpen all the time, so he left me no choice but to sudoku-slap him.

by Pim (look it up) October 30, 2008

crotch slap

When your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.

*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE

by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014

Urb Slapped

When lame people submit dumbass definitions for made up words that no one uses, finds funny or are too fucking lame for the Urban Dictionary to publish.

Croz: Dude, I got rejected again by the Urban Dictionary
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.

by reinsuranceredux November 14, 2013

Sensai-Slap

To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.

"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"

by toastanddogs October 14, 2015