Clown Prison

A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.

I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.

by RowboatCop March 8, 2019

Clown car

A sex position where multiple men are inside one small girl.

Grace: last night I was the guys clown car
Lily: omg you’re so lucky

by Fj.Anthony.Wolf January 5, 2019

Clown Holing

Reverse farting to power boof a press tab of ecstasy.

We left the after party when some wooks started clown holing their stash.

by Queenmob July 10, 2019

booty clown

A woman with extra silicone injected in her lips and buttocks who applies copius amounts of makeup and wears two piece matching sweatsuits with Addidas flip-flops. Often seeing berating nail salon workers so they can get a discount.

The booty clown snapped her fingers in Cheng's face because her nail chipped on the tab of her Monster just two hours after he worked on her.

by doonkune April 20, 2019

pratfall clown

When a person gets too angry about small little things and gets so mad they end up making themselves look like an idiot rather than making the targeted person look like an idiot.

Look at that pratfall clown, his argument is comprised of him yelling random obscenities rather than addressing the issue. He's raging yet not getting anywhere. He isn't making a point, he's simply spewing obscenities and falling over in his own rage. He's saying things with such low amounts of effort that they are making him look worse rather than bettering his case and argument.

by ungkyan shanden June 30, 2020

Brown Clown

A mischievous prank In which one shits in a towel and throws it into the victim's dryer on the high heat setting. The dried shit-towel will have the appearance of a brown faced clown having used it to wipe the brown face paint off, and the odor will be horrendous

Julie was unimpressed with my collection of memes. So, I sought out my revenge by shitting in her Egyptian cotton towels, threw it in her dyer, and set it on sanitize. Enjoy the brown clown, Julie. You old bitch.

by B-Muff October 19, 2017

Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017