Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022

colorado Acid cleaning

cleaning before you do acid in colorado

hey man if we are doing acid we have to do some good ole colorado acid cleaning

by tatata7 November 4, 2021

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by Upholstey Cleaning Melbourne September 9, 2021

Clean linus

A clean linus is when you clean your feet with green slime and then eat it

Yesterday i did a clean linus ! I feel so good now

by Olomip September 12, 2021

Clean Kyra

A woman who shaves her friends vagina and scrubs it with borax before diving in.

Man that was a clean vagina after performing a clean Kyra on that muff.

by Mr Muff Master September 14, 2021

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021