Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.

You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...

by ilam nebrann February 20, 2011

That whould be your mother!

Spy in Team fortress 2 telling Scout he banged his mother.

1 : What, Are you the president of his fan club?
2 : No, That whould be your MOTHER!

by That Was my mother. March 23, 2023

Mother-in-law Ticker

The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."

or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."

or

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."

by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011

the mother of many people

"the mother of many people" is when ur mom just can't deside what man she wants. So she fricks them all! But that isn't so great for u... Beacause turns out your enemy is ur sister!

"hey can i come to ur place?" "Sure, here's my mom's number give it to urs." "that's the same number as my mom!!!" "i guess are mother is the mother of many people :)" these lovers were actually cousin!!!

by kook._.e September 19, 2021

One Bad Mother

when someone is simply a bad ass.

person 1: He's one bad mother!
person 2: Shut yo mouth!

by Nasty Fish October 16, 2012

Holy mother of India

The border of India that surrounds Pakistan and New Delhi.

Pakistan is the terrorist child of holy mother of india

by HOIYAAAAH May 16, 2022

Ur brother be a mother

The ultimate, by many forbidden, one line to destroy someones will to live

Ur mom gay
Ur dad lesbian
Ur granny tranny
Ur grandpas asexual
Ur sister a mister
Ur brother be a mother
"Sad opera music plays as screen turns black and white"

by Stanoje Glavas March 15, 2018