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Facebook Hot

When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.
Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!

John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.
by jimjammarama February 25, 2011
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hot stripe

A thick brown stripe on toilet paper that appears following six or seven clean wipes that induces frustration of the wiper having been under the assumption that his asshole was already clean.
Melvin: What took you so long in the bathroom?

Dennis: I got a hot stripe, so it took longer, dammit!
by ambr0gi0 February 16, 2010
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Hot Slurpee

To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.
Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!
by T&B September 3, 2011
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ugly/hot

When you can't decide if a girl is fine or ugly. Sometimes depends on the day. But basically said to a girl who can look good and ugly at the same time.
"Yo, G Thom, what you think about keisha man?"

"Dude, she kinda like an. . .ugly/hot, ya dig?"

"Well said."
by G Thom January 27, 2010
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hot monster

noun, take a shit, the bigger the better.
Oh, man I feel five years younger after dropping that hot monster!
by Skyeler April 26, 2006
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Hot Tits

Something douchebags call girls, thinking they are charming
Guy: Hey hot tits, whats shakinn ;)

Girl: Get the hell away from me you doucher.

Guy: I think she wants me
by Jerrkaa December 27, 2010
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hot sock

When a male/female shits in a sock then beats his or her partner with it
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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