Boozey Text

The act of texting people you know after a night of drinking and wanting them to come to your house to continue to party.

Attention, "Boozey Text ", looking for people to come party at my house, see you soon.

by Drunk right now August 22, 2010

textationship

A relationship based off of texting only. Most of the couples' intimate moments, deep conversations, and inside jokes happen over texting. If you see them together, it's never for a long period of time, because they'd rather be texting. Also, talking on the phone NEVER happes!

"Why is Lauren always on her phone?"
"Her and Billy are in a textationship."
"Well, it's quite boring, i wouldn't wanna do that!"
"fersure!"

by eat.sleep.tri. July 20, 2009

Text Sex

when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now

kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*

by kathjake May 27, 2008

Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

by fattehboi February 11, 2009

Bottom text

We your smashing and the person on the bottom starts texting someone

Man he was making me bored while smashing so I started to bottom text my friend

by Es me November 6, 2017

Textationship

The state in which two people text/DM/IM each other constantly yet never actually form a legitimate relationship. This can happen based on distance, family obligations, and other circumstances. Also called bullcrapping.

Dude 1: hey man, I see you and dudette talk a lot. You guys serious?

Dude 2: nah man, we just have a textationship

by Rastheexhorter May 26, 2014

Pocket Text

When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)

"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"

by lexmasterflex11 December 2, 2009