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Suicide

Suicide is a very serious topic. Depression goes unnoticed too many times. If you think someone has depression, please just talk to them; you might save their life. Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary issue. It can always be treated. It is never selfish to commit suicide. Never. It is your choice if you want to keep living life. In my opinion, life is worth living. If you have ANY suicidal thoughts, please, please, please call 988 or 1-800-273-8255.
Him: I am going to commit suicide.

Her: Please don’t. Your family loves you. Your friends love you. I love you. Please don’t leave me…
by Ilikebigbuttsandicannoylie August 22, 2022
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Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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the pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him like the pedo plague
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by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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Suicide

Something society likes to ignore or laugh at as just an attention grabber until they do it, and they just say they should've said something. This is why people have strong opinions on our society, we are heartless apes who deserve extinction off the face of Earth.
Society: Ignore them, it's just for attention.
Me: I stabbed my arm last night just to see if I can still feel.
Society: Ignore his ass, he only wants attention.
i commit suicide
Society: Why didn't he say anything?
by blurgon gas April 23, 2024
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Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.
by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018
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accidental suicide

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot
by ur dads clit August 16, 2023
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