flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair

I am going to flair your mum

by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019

Mummed

Being very drunk or under the influence of something

I was so mummed last night!

by Manekchop August 27, 2025

your mum

she be a fine lookin person like dayum

can i see your mums ass cheeks

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️

Ur mum is ugly 🥰

by spacelings September 11, 2020

Mumming

Verb -To coddle or be overprotective of your usually adolescent child causing annoyance and irritation

‘ stop mumming ‘ ( after being asked several times if they need a lift , are warm enough or are they hungry by their mother ( or care giver )

by Pjbones June 1, 2019

Your mum

Mckenzie fucked Liams mum and the vagina with the lube in the wardrobe and condoms

I fucked your mum (aka Liams mum)

by Granny fanny May 4, 2020

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018