by C72347072 December 1, 2024
Get the rake stonesmug. by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021
Get the New York Stoningmug. Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.
by Justadude20 March 28, 2022
Get the stone man syndromemug. The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.
Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.
Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.
Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*
by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019
Get the The Sword in The Stonemug. He is pulling Stones,when doing a work tasks. Meaning stretching out a easy task like milking the clock in employment.
That's purposely done ...to try to avoid extra duties ... given by a boss
That's purposely done ...to try to avoid extra duties ... given by a boss
He or she is pulling Stones ....means stretching out easy tasks to avoid extra duties work.
As wasting time ....is not working like sitting around or milk the clock untell time to go home .
As wasting time ....is not working like sitting around or milk the clock untell time to go home .
by anonymous February 20, 2025
Get the Pulling Stonesmug. Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020
Get the Shane Stonemug. The first Family Stone in the world and it's all Universes including Parallel Universes and Black Holes belongs to the Rusnak family and it is a colorless clear tourmaline.
I love our family stone, especially when it is a colorless clear tourmaline, it is the perfect protection.
by Nunuska November 6, 2020
Get the family stonemug.