When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
by toomuchfist May 5, 2018
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by RecklessCowboyflirtmisterTim July 30, 2018
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Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
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Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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by BIGGYBOI99 June 16, 2019
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