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spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes
Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019
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Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.
"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"
by Rug Maker January 26, 2010
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Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.
Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.
by Caleb Hanzo October 4, 2017
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Spoon

Someone who intentionally and perpetually stirs up drama.
I can’t believe she told him that, she is such a spoon!
by Limesub December 29, 2023
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Spoon

An eating utensil used to eat Ben and jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream when you're alone on a Saturday.
"Grandma I need a spoon"
by BAJCFB May 3, 2018
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Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril
"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb
by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020
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Spoon licker

a nick name for a person how shares a spoon with another,during mass

in the Christian orthodox dogma,during the rite of the Holy Communion ,the elements of the Eucharist,a mix of sacramental bread and sacramental wine,are given to the faithful by sharing one spoon!
This act ,of hundreds of people putting the same spoon in their mouth,during the covid-19 pandemic caused a great conflict in the society!

The dissenters of the church's acts, soon gave the participants of the rite of the Holy Communion ,the english nickname 'Spoon Licker'
-look man,100 people packed in 100m2 again during mass
-yea...those fricking spoon lickers
by ANANOWN October 23, 2020
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