Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!
Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.
- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009

When you slap a bitch for bein' a bitch, commonly confused with the pimp slap, a bitch slap is more in the elbow.
by Hytru July 28, 2023

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011

eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.
eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads
Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.
The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads
Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.
The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.
by blahblahyaya July 4, 2009
