Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.
Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
by LogicLackey October 1, 2009
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schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 7, 2010
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Ditch Slap

A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.
- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?

- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009
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bitch slap

When you slap a bitch for bein' a bitch, commonly confused with the pimp slap, a bitch slap is more in the elbow.
Mm'm no you didn't, now you really gon' get a bitch slap *takes hoops out*
by Hytru July 28, 2023
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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis
Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008
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Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*
by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011
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eye slap

eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.

eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads

Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.

The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.
by blahblahyaya July 4, 2009
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