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Nocturnal Shopping™

Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out
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shopping

you say you will only get one thing but walk out with the store.
something that only addicts do like Nia
"Nia is a shopping addict"
"wow did you see the Nia"
"Who?"
"Oh i mean the shopping addict"
by dfak;ms.jefgu8p'iWERJ January 31, 2022
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Shopping Judgment

When you go shopping and everything in the store seems so amazing you buy tons of stuff, but when you get home you realize half of what you bought is retarded and you will never wear/use it.
Camilla: Jesus I bought so much stuff yesterday!
Emma: Damn you have some bad shopping judgment.
Camilla: Yep.
by imnotacatlady July 7, 2010
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bulemic shopping

Definition: (Verb) Purchasing large amounts of items for the thrill of getting them and then returning them to the store to get your money back afterwards.
Sally goes bulemic shopping every weekend, as she loves to shop but can't afford to keep anything.
by AWC00B November 16, 2023
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shopping

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by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022
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Window Shopping

When you keep looking at something that you want, but don't have the money for.
by Endermaster August 2, 2016
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Shopping Spree Gamer

This is a gamer who uses a lot of money on in-game purchases.
Dude stop being a "Shopping Spree Gamer". Mom is about to delete your account.
by JrVerse January 8, 2017
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