Call Several People Table Gremlins Day

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything

Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"

by TakaGoBrrrr December 21, 2022

Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.

I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

A severe lack of female companions?

The phrase is usually shown alongside with a peeking image of the character Megamind from the 2010 film Megamind
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?

A: Josh doesn't go outside and he plays league all day. He get no bitches
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?

by Caotriken December 30, 2023

Soft Serve

When you are serving model face but not fully serving. Kinda like a coincidental or accidental serve. One that looks effortless.

That girl is giving soft serve like why she look so sexy.

by gurgurgur January 8, 2025

first served, first come

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".

I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.

by bitchuck September 1, 2025

Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 5, 2025