Robert

Robert;

He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.

Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!

This one time I was sleeping with Robert and fell asleep mid bang.

by Dopetasticbkicks June 11, 2019

Robert

An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.

Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all

by pissedthefuckoff2021 June 04, 2021

Robert

The Biggest Simp on the Planet

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite

by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020

Robert

A guy who irritates people and swears too much. He says he is straight but we all know that is a lie . Weeb

You are such a Robert

by AGayFag June 03, 2019

Robert

A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.

Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”

by Lolafisher20 May 03, 2023

Robert

He is an ugly little brat not very popular, thinks he is all that and a bag of chip when he’s not hurts you no matter what verbally,meantly,and physically NEVER APPROACH ONE OF THEM

Robert is an demon

by Cookiedestryer February 23, 2019

Robert

A weird kid that thinks he’s a dinosaur and a nigga

You guys want to talk about dinosaurs. No shut up Robert

by Robert sucks February 11, 2022