Gringo Napkin Ring

when you put an onion ring around the shaft of your penis and make someone suck you off til they can reach it. from the latin.

i gave sheila a gringo napkin ring!

by shaft_in_your_salad November 20, 2004

to ring the doorbell

to fart or break wind

I have to ring the doorbell.

by Toni April 11, 2005

Third-Ring-Voicemail

A sign of rejection that is experienced when one person calls another's cell phone and they can hear the phone ring two to three times before the callee's voice mail begins. It is indicative of the callee not wanting to speak to the caller. Had the callee's phone been off, the voice mail would have picked up immediately. More rings would indicate the callee missed the call.

Billy knew that the girl he met the other night wanted nothing to do with him because when he called her for the first time he was third-ring-voicemailed.

by Bintang760 March 24, 2011

ring sting

After A Female/Male has sex doggy style the one that has been fucked up the arse's arse gets hurt and stings, that is why they call it RING sting.

Dude 1#-Oh man i just got fucked up the arse and my arse hurts like shit!
Dude 2#-Huh, you must have ring sting then, your fault for being a fucking gay man.

by Hector3453 January 9, 2008

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.

I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Onion Ring Woman

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull brownish-yellowish clothes and a BK hat. Also see French Fry Man

Did you know Isaac is married to an Onion Ring Woman?!?

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

ring stinger

A stingy person - who when ringing you on your mobile only lets it ring a few times before hanging up, thereby forcing you to ring back and pay for the call.

That Ryan's a f**kin ring stinger, he never lets it ring for long enough before you can answer the phone!

by Gav Page July 14, 2004