purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006

purple unicorn 

verb. act of strapping a purple strap-on to your head and performing sex acts

that guy gave her the purple unicorn.

purple unicorn by x14 September 28, 2008

Purple Monkey Dishwasher 

A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.

"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"

Purple Monkey Dishwasher by fire extinguisher November 1, 2004

purple nipple

basically a niple that is of the coulour purple

oh my god, that kid has a purple nipple.

purple nipple by WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT February 1, 2008

purple mushroom 

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

purple mushroom by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Purple Slushies 

A kick ass gang. They destroy the blips into tiny little pieces EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Damn son, those purple slushies kick ass. RECOGNIZE.

Purple Slushies by Justin Carlos Baby January 12, 2009

purple hat hacker 

A purple hat hacker is a hacker that wants to hack himself on every single computer system to test how good he is at hacking. And they also wear purple hats.

A purple hat hacker buys a new computer and then uses it to hack his old computer to test his skills at hacking

purple hat hacker by Craden October 6, 2016