The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating
Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."
by Tay5117 September 4, 2017
Get the Pre-Gamemug. Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021
Get the Pre Nut Wisdommug. by ravilka February 27, 2025
Get the pre-brokemug. The before or past tense of pegging.
by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024
Get the Pre-Pegmug. when you want to take credit for something you already knew was done before you came up with it or claiming that someone (usually well known) stole your idea before you could get around to it.
"These people keep pre-stealing my ideas, using them, and making millions!"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"
by Michael Goulis April 27, 2008
Get the pre-stealmug. Friend 1: “I can not believe how pissed she got about what I tweeted!! Cripes, it was obvious I didn’t mean it that way!!!”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”
by DrewRecDJ October 31, 2021
Get the pre-tweetmug. "Chad was such a douchebag."
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"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"
"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
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"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"
"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019
Get the pre-vertmug.