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schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 7, 2010
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Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.
Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
by LogicLackey October 1, 2009
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Slap Cannon

Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.
WTF was that?

That man got some slap cannons blowing out everyones windows.
by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
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Tail Slap

Cinccino's signature move. It's a multi-hit move with the power of 25. With Cinccino's Skill Link or Technician abilities, it can be a really powerful move.
Trainer 1: Cinccino, use Tail Slap!
Trainer 2: No fair! My Arceus is gone!
by Someone of Pokemon June 21, 2011
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mega slap

You know you deserve a mega slap when you receive one!
Man, that really hurt. How can you be so mean? I guess I will have to mega slap you now.
by Krkič January 29, 2019
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Sudoku-Slap

If you got a wet newspaper, so the ink is running, you take out the sudoku page and slap someone in the face with it so that it leaves a mirrored print of the sudoku.
Robert was acting like a twat and bugging me with Jeroen's laserpen all the time, so he left me no choice but to sudoku-slap him.
by Pim (look it up) October 30, 2008
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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis
Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008
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